I, Nick

I feel weird talking about me. I’m on edge when I do, and self-indulging feels like lost time. I love it, as we all do, but… eh.

I don’t learn much talking about myself, so I like to ask questions. I learn more, and people love it.

I have my whole life to contemplate myself, so why not live vicariously for a few minutes, experience someone else’s view of the world?

I’m already struggling for words.

I out.

This post has 36 I’s (6.46% letter frequency — ironically 7.3% less than the average 6.96%), and 88.89% of sentences started with I — 647% more than the Brown Corpus’ 13.72%.